Nintendo is a serious company
Loki Laufeyson: God of Sass.
And God of Losing Gracefully.
when you blacklist someone and they keep changing their url
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
…and will continue to. -Scarlett Johansson
mcu meme - 3/7 relationships; clint barton and natasha romanoff.
Why am I back? How’d you get him out?
Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head.
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
I feel like I have let down the rest of woman-kind….. I have not done any of these things o-o